The Shenis

What is a She-nis?

As seen on Kiki Curry’s website, the amazing woman who is definitely now on my list of heroes, the inventor of the she-nis, she describes her invention as:


SIZE: 12″ LONG
As heard on the Howard Stern show. Howard interviews Kiki and asks… “WHY?”

“It’s the female answer to standing to pee for ladies!

As a woman who travels non stop, (and am always on the road), it’s impossible to find a toilet when I need it, let alone a clean one. Worse, I’m from Texas, where you can go for miles without seeing a tree, let alone a bush. Guys, (God bless ’em), don’t have this problem. They can stop anywhere, (and I do mean anywhere,) and go. So, partly out of need, partly out of envy, I invented The Shenis – the female answer to the penis. It’s not a sex toy, by the way, and isn’t intended to be one. It just lets us girls “go” with the home boys. As a result, (with due credit to Freud), men will finally be envious of what we girls have.

“Shenis Envy.”

The Shenis is gold and twelve inches long. In other words, it really is the Equalizer. It also gives us girls a chance to pee on road trips. While boating. Camping. Even outside of bars if we want. Just like men. Most important, we can do it standing up.
To be honest, I can’t wait for the day when I’m stopped by a cop. (for the shock as well as the publicity).. Can’t you just see it? “This is car 14. I’m pulling off at exit 7 to help a stranded motorist. Got a redhead with her back to me. If I didn’t know better, I’d think she was taking a leak but, oh my God, I need back up now. Officer in danger. Suspect is packing an angry Johnson.” “Ma’am, step away from the Shenis.”
The Ebony model is due out soon. It will be significantly larger than the gold model, come with wheels and is…priceless.

AS SEEN IN PLAYGIRL MAGAZINE” (http://www.shenis.com/about.html)

Pissing Contest

Kiki Curry, after inventing the shenis, started a pissing contest. Go to this site (its amazing) and watch the video of four girls peeing on the top of a building (see who wins “how far you can pee”, and “best aim”) and definitely, definitely, watch the video of Kiki Curry herself, the one with the white reddish haired woman holding the golden shenis, explain the shenis and how she intimidated Howard Stern with it. Kiki Curry is a classic.

Fun

Kiki has written a poem about her Shenis (which she includes when you order your own). Also, there is a shenis rap, instruction on how to wear it, a story of an embarassing date, and many other fun things.

http://www.shenis.com/funstuff.html

To get your own
“PRICE $21.00
SHIPPING IN US – $7.50

SEND $28.50 IN CHECK TO :

KIKI CURRY
6609 STONEHILL CT.
FLOWER MOUND, TEXAS 75022

kiki@shenis.com

PLACE CREDIT CARD ORDER BY PHONE:

214 616-5454 10 TO 6 CST” (http://www.shenis.com/order.html)

Links to other amazing items like Kiki’s

“KIKI’S ART, JEWELRY, AND FASIONS   –   http://web.mac.com/kikicurry

The shenis being used in unusual ways   –   www.lesalondesade.com

Disposable Urinal Device   –   www.ez2p.com

Laughing Crow Resort   –   www.laughingcrowresort.com

Kiki Curry’s Mystery Novel, Crows Calling –   www.kikicurry.com ” (http://www.shenis.com/links.html)

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3 Comments

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3 responses to “The Shenis

  1. Great idea! I love it!
    I have an item that is similar in function when it comes to peeing, but not for showing off. I call it a pee spoon, but the real name is “travelmate”. The advantage is that it is small enough to carry in my purse. In fact, sometimes I pack several so I always have a clean one handy!
    http://www.travelmateinfo.com/

  2. Griffin

    I’ve tried the travelmate, but I really love the P-Style, since it’s impossible to mess up haha. 😀

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